We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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