I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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