thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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