I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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