I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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