I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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