so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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