This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Randomize
