How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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