Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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