OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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