I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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