You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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