My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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