stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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