She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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