Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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