FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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