Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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