do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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