Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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