Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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