if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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