why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
