So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Actions speak louder than pants.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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