On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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