Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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