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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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