youre lurking in front of me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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