why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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