: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
