you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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