I wish you could order shots online.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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