I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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