Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
