im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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