you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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