Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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