did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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