the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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