Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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