Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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