batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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