Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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