its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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