Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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