do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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