let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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