what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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