you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
id be glad to
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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