You made me cry and you don't even care
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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