But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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