So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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