is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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