yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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