And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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