Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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