bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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