I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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