so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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